Ring in the Coronation by Sucking on King Charles’ Sausage Fingers

Now that Prince Charles is King Charles III, he’s getting a lot of press attention. One company is cashing in with a “coronation collection” of vapes designed to look like the King’s sausage-like fingers. 

And just in case there was any mistaking whose fingers the set was modeled after, it even features his signet pinky ring. 

The set of 10 can be purchased from Riot-E-Liquid for $63. They come in a variety of appropriately themed flavors like Strawberry Jam, English Breakfast Tea, Scotch Egg, Coronation Chicken, Champagne, Prawn Cocktail, Sausage Roll, English Trifle, Victoria Sponge, and Tea & Scone. 

The company explains that English royalty has a history of smoking. “At an important juncture in our Royal timeline, we wanted to commemorate King Charles with this unique 10-piece collection based on the King’s famous digits,” said Riot Labs CEO Ben Johnson. 

The vape set is good for a bit of fun, but it can also make a terrific investment. As a collector’s item, it could bring in a considerable return over time. 

Riot Labs aren’t the only ones paying tribute to Prince Charles’s meaty fingers. Some fans are creating dishes that pay homage to his formidable features. 

Charles’ fingers are a common media subject. Some photos show him placing them behind his hands raising speculation of insecurity issues. 

It’s unclear why the king’s fingers are swollen. Several medical conditions may contribute to the issue including arthritis (the most common explanation), allergies, and autoimmune disease. 

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